
Hey there RIOTERS! What are you wearing? Because this entire article is written, like, about, like, rioters and their couture.
The interesting thing, is that this entire article is written about London’s riots, but not about actual progressive rioting, like, the youth of Egypt or Syria, just for an example. Maybe the Middle Eastern people are not fashionable enough, or NYT just thinks that Muslim women, being in a Muslim setting, must all wear hijabs.
Soon after, I met an art student at a party. Barely out of her teens, she was all red lipstick and cheekbones, her white-blond hair up in a 1950s beehive. She and her friends are the future of the London cultural scene. Despite the continuing gloom, she smiled and drank away. She wore a Barbour jacket.
I can tell you that, no protester would ever go out in a Barbour jacket, because it might get ruined.
F*CK LONDON
